Phone Detective

Wii, Ubisoft, cert 3 +, available now

Remember the Smurfs? Those little blue creatures adorned, comics and television sets back way into the 80s? Well, now they 're making a comeback on our cinema screens, hence the need for the ubiquitous licensed tie-in - The Smurfs Dance Party . Ubisoft has the mega-successful formula over Just Dance and reskinned it - blue-skinned, if you will - with familiar characters like Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Clumsy Smurf and Gargamel. Now you can bop to do a choreographed in your living room, a mix of popular songs like "Walk This Way" and "One of the Boys 'and then throw in such classics as" Who Let the Smurfs Out? "," Mr. Smurftastic "and my personal favorite," We want to smurf ".

To this jaded reviewer, the game was like drinking a bottle of vodka, while spinning in a tumble dryer. Total smurfing bedlam, in other words. But dear children, aged three and up, it will absolutely, and that 's the only thing that counts here. You can create a Blue Man Group's very own, and all you have to do, is the door, put some earplugs and go back to doing the crossword puzzle.